Sky High — A cute movie about the insecurities of growing up and entering high school — with the added complication of being the son of superheroes. Teen angst, young love, and high school rivalries are here, in a not-too-serious movie that is aimed at children, but that adults will smile at occasionally as well.
In a very real sense, Sky Highmakes me think of a Walt Disney interpretation of a comic book, Invincible. Invincible tells the story of the son of the world’s greatest superhero, as he attends high school and has to deal with his own super powers manifesting. The comic book actually takes a mature look at a rather fantastic premise, and deals with complex issues. Sky High takes a much lighter look at the same basic scenario.
In Sky High, Will Stronghold is starting his first day at high school — but he’s not attending just any high school. As the son of the world’s two foremost superheroes, he’s attending Sky High. It’s a special high school for the offspring of superheroes (and supervillains) where in addition to learning reading, writing, arithmetic and teenage angst, they’ll also learn how to control and use their powers. There’s just one problem: Will’s powers haven’t manifested yet — and it’s hinted early on in the film that they may never manifest.
At the high school, the idea of cliques are parodied as students are organized into either heroesor sidekicks. Will is placed into the category of ‘loser’ (I mean, ‘hero support’ aka. ‘sidekicks’). This leads into conflict and home, and a larger conflict, as a ‘threat from inside’ threatens Sky High itself.
It comes off as a typical Walt Disney live action film aimed at children and young teens. For example, my 8-year-old son liked it because of the superhero fighting aspects, my 11-year-old daughter enjoyed it, and my 14-year-old describes it as ‘awesome!’ However, I don’t think anyone older would enjoy it as much.
Editorial review of Sky High, courtesy of Amazon.com
The idea of a high school for superheroes will appeal to teens and preteens, who struggle powerlessly with petty authoritarians, bullying peers, and their own rampant hormones, and Sky High spotlights young Will Stronghold (Michael Angarano, Lords of Dogtown), the son of top-of-the-heap super-heroic couple the Commander (Kurt Russell, Tango & Cash) and Josie Jetstream (Kelly Preston, View from the Top). Unfortunately, though he’s about to be dropped into the midst of kids who can stretch, turn to living stone, or shoot fire, Will has yet to develop any powers at all — and may never develop them.
His development anxieties (and some entertaining metaphors for high school social hierarchies) contrast with a bubbling plot by an old foe of the Commander’s to destroy Sky High and all of superhero-dom. Sky High has a great supporting cast (including Bruce Campbell, Army of Darkness; Dave Foley, NewsRadio; Lynda Carter, Wonder Woman; and Cloris Leachman, Young Frankenstein) and a handful of funny, offhand bits, but the bulk of the movie is bland and obvious. Younger kids may not mind the clumsy action scenes, generic dialogue, and tacky production design, but even comic-book-loving teenagers will label Sky High bargain-basement. — Bret Fetzer
Product Description of Sky High starring Michael Angarano, Kurt Russell
A super adventure of heroic proportions, this crowd-pleasing hit from Walt Disney Pictures stars Hollywood favorites Kurt Russell and Kelly Preston! The son of legendary heroes Commander (Russell) and Jetstream (Preston), young Will Stronghold carries huge expectations as he enters a high-tech high school known for molding the heroes of tomorrow. With no apparent superpowers of his own, however, Will seems destined to grow up a mere sidekick. But as he discovers his true strengths, he’ll also learn that it takes loyalty and teamwork to truly become a hero!
Movie quotes from Sky High
Layla: Now I know it’s just our first day, but I already can’t wait to graduate and start saving mankind … And womankind. And animalkind.
Will Stronghold: And the rainforest.
Layla: Of course!
Will Stronghold: [bumps into Gwen] Oh! Uh — I’m …
Gwen: Will Stronghold!
Will Stronghold: Aha, Mind Reader!
Gwen: No, name tag.
Nurse Spex (Cloris Leachman): The kids who get bit by radioactive insects or fall into a vat of toxic waste, their powers usually show up the next day. Or — they die.
Principal Powers (Linda Carter): [over the intercom] There is no smoking on school grounds. Or freezing, or bursting into flames.
Will Stronghold: [narrating] You look at them and see the defenders of the world. All I see is my dad wearing tights.
Magenta: [sitting down beside Layla] Hey, Layla, you did the history homework?
Warren Peace: What are you doing?
Magenta: It’s called sitting.
Warren Peace: No one sits here but me.
Magenta: [starts talking to Layla again] What’d you get for number four? I wasn’t sure if Tigerman was, A: bitten by a radioactive tiger, or B: bitten by a regular tiger, then exposed to radiation.
Ethan: [sitting down beside Warren] Hey. Eating at Warren’s table now? I feel extremely dangerous.
Warren Peace: Whoa. Whoa.
Zach: [sitting down on the other side Warren and pointing at Warren] This guy bothering you, Magenta?
Warren Peace: Try the other way around.
Principal Powers (Linda Carter): In a few moments, you will go through Power Placement and your own heroic journey will begin.
Will Stronghold: Power Placement?
Layla: Sounds fascist.
Ethan: Power Placement. It’s how they decide where you go.
Magenta: The hero track or the loser track.
Will Stronghold: There — there’s a loser track?
Ethan: I believe the preferred term is “Hero Support”.
[during Power Placement]
Coach Boomer (Bruce Campbell): [to Layla] You, Flower child. Let’s go.
Layla: I believe in only using my powers when the situation demands it.
Coach Boomer (Bruce Campbell): Well, you’re in luck: This is the situation, and I’m demanding it.
Layla: But to participate in this test would be to support a flawed system. I think the whole Hero-Sidekick dichotomy only serves to —
Coach Boomer (Bruce Campbell): Let me get this straight. Are you refusing to show me your powers?
Layla: Well, it’s more complicated than that, I mean —
Coach Boomer (Bruce Campbell): [Yells very loudly, causing all glass in the vicinity to shatter and makes everyone brace themselves] SSSSSIIIIIIIDDDDDDEEEEEEEKKKKKIIIIIIICCCCCCCKKKKKK!
[during Power Placement]
Coach Boomer (Bruce Campbell): Did I say you were next?
Zach: Name’s Zach, Coach Boomer. Try not to drop your clipboard.
[claps his hands together and opens his arms again slowly. Nothing happens]
Coach Boomer (Bruce Campbell): Any day now, superstar.
Zach: I’m doing it.
Coach Boomer (Bruce Campbell): Doing what?
Zach: I’m glowing!
Coach Boomer (Bruce Campbell): I don’t think so.
Zach: Well, it’s easier to see in a dark room, maybe we could turn off these lights, you could cup your hands around your eyes and look real close —
Coach Boomer (Bruce Campbell): Sidekick!
Layla: When life gives you lemons —
[Layla tries to grow a lemon, but produces an apple instead]
Will Stronghold: Make apple juice?
Josie (Kelly Preston): We can’t change who he is — not without dropping him in a vat of toxic waste.
Josie (Kelly Preston): Steve!
Steve (Kurt Russell): Where would we even find a vat of —
Josie (Kelly Preston): Steve!
Steve (Kurt Russell): [stretching out his arms for a hug] William Theodore Stronghold, come here!
Will Stronghold: Wait, you’re not mad?
Steve (Kurt Russell): My boy has super-strength! How can I be mad?
[hugs Will, cracking his backbones]
Will Stronghold: [groans in pain] Ow!
Steve (Kurt Russell): Sorry.
[Will hugs Steve back]
Steve (Kurt Russell): Ow,you ARE strong! All right, if your mom asks, you tell her I read you the riot act and I took away your xBox.
Will Stronghold: But I don’t have an xBox.
Steve (Kurt Russell): Are you sure?
[Steve spins a chair to reveal a large, nicely wrapped present for Will]
Layla: What’s embarrassing him in front of the entire class going to prove? That is so unfair.
Will Stronghold: Yeah, well if life were to suddenly get fair, I doubt it would happen in high school.
Layla: Hi, Warren.
Warren Peace: Did I do or say anything last night to make you think this is okay?
Layla: Funny. No, but, seriously, you’re never gonna believe what happened. I was about to ask Will to homecoming when, wouldn’t you know it, I said I was going with you instead.
Warren Peace: I don’t remember that being the plan.
Warren Peace: So you’re asking me to the homecoming dance just to get back at Stronghold? Not because you like me or anything?
[Layla nods, Warren smiles]
Warren Peace: I’m in!
Gwen: I’m a technopath. I can control technology with my mind.
Will Stronghold: Wow. All I can do is — punch stuff.
Mr. Medulla: [passing them] Yet he’ll be the one on cereal boxes. Show me the justice in that.
Warren Peace: Did you want me to heat that up for you?
Layla: We’re not supposed to use our powers outside of school!
Warren Peace: I was just gonna stick it in the microwave.
Gwen: Well you’ve got new friends now. And I think that you need to figure out whether you hang out with us — or with those losers. Come on, let’s go.
Will Stronghold: No, forget it! I’m not going anywhere with you. Not now, and not to homecoming. Might as well just find yourself a new date, Gwen.
Gwen: You’re dumping me? Whoa whoa, let’s just get something straight, ok? You do not dump me! Not the night before the dance!
Will Stronghold: Sorry Gwen, I, ah, just did! You’re dumped!
Zach: [dancing ridiculously] Hey, you wanna dance?
Zach: [stops dancing] Me neither.
[after Zach takes the lead in the dark because he glows]
Magenta: [singing] And then all the reindeer loved him.
Layla: [after getting punched in the face by Penny] Big mistake!
[Penny backs away slightly and then Layla uses her powers to grow vines in the cafeteria; the vines then grow over Penny and her clones and pull them up in the air]
Penny: But I thought you were a sidekick.
Layla: I am a sidekick.
[Will just found out that Gwen and her mother are the same person]
Will Stronghold: Oh my God, I made out with an old lady.
Principal Powers (Linda Carter): What a waste. I can’t do anything more to help you. I’m not Wonder Woman, you know.
[walks out of the detention room, leaving Gwen/Royal Pain and the others locked inside]
Gwen: I went through puberty twice — for this?
Will Stronghold: In the end, my girlfriend became my arch enemy, my arch enemy became my best friend, and my best friend became my girlfriend. But, hey, it’s high school.