Fancy Pants lyrics, from Fancy Pants, written by Jay Livingston and Ray Evans, performed by Lucille Ball (dubbed by Annette Warren), Bob Hope
Hey, Fancy Pants!
You’re a pussy-footing critter
When you see a gal, you skitter
Hey, you, Fancy Pants!
Oh, you dropped your purty hankie
Mama’s gonna spankie
Hey, Fauntleroy!
Women who crave men
Wanna love cavemen
Say, Angel Boy
Show some grit
That’s what you gotta get
Hey, Fancy Pants!
You’re a highfalutin geezer
‘fraid to take a gal and squeeze her
Hey, you, Fancy Pants!
Run to mama for protection
How’s your stamp collection?
Hey, Pantywaist!
Looking at us and stompin’ and cussin’
What you scared about?
Take a chance
If you’re rootin’ and tootin’
Folks’ll quit a’hooting
“There goes fancy pants!”
