Editor’s note: In Sailor Beware, Dean Martin is singing Today Tomorrow Forever as an audition on a radio show. His pal Jerry Lewis “helps” him, with a chorus of their fellow sailors, singing various replies, trying to get Dean to break up. It goes something like this:
The Twilight Zone season 4 is different, in that it switches to an hour-long format. It also boast some of the best episodes of the entire series. Most notably, Printer’s Devil with Burgess Meredith. Other…
Come on and play the sailors’ polka
Make way for Navy blue
Oh how the girls love to polka
With a sailor who’s tried and true
Where there is music and there’s moonlight
The Navy knows what to do
So come on and play the sailors’ polka
Make way for Navy blue
It’s a big wide wonderful world you live in.
When you’re in love you’re a master
Of all your survey, you’re a gay Santa Claus.
There’s a brave new star-spangled sky above you
When you’re in love you’re a hero
A Nero, Apollo, the Wizard of Oz
Song lyrics to I Hate Dogs and Cats, Music and Lyrics by Steve Allen, Performed by Sherman Hemsley in Alice in Wonderland 1985
I hate dogs and I hate cats,
I’m also not too fond of bats,
I’m a helpless little fellow
Consequently … rather yellow.
In Our Little Girl, a troubled child fears that she’s responsible for her parents’ broken marriage. She tries to fix things by running away. Can a kindly tramp help set things right?
Iron Man 3 – Tony Stark has to deal with his own PTSD, terrorist attacks, and the deadly Extremis virus. He’s fighting against a villain he’s actually unaware of — which could cause disaster for his loved ones.
[the song is book-ended by Tweedledee (Steve Lawrence) and Tweedledum (Eydie Gormé)]
Tweeldedee (Steve Lawrence) and Tweedledum (Edyie Gormé):
The walrus and the carpenter were walking close at hand
They went like anything to see such quantities of sand.
The Duchess (Martha Raye):
There’s something to say for hatred
For rudeness
And for spite.
