I Married a Witch (1942) starring Fredric March, Veronica Lake, Susan Hayward, Cecil Kellaway
Setting the stage
Wally Woolsey (Fredric March, Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde) is running for governor, and is about to marry the wrong woman (Susan Hayward, I Want to Live). She’s a domineering woman who will make his life miserable. The female witch Jennifer (Veronica Lake, Sullivan’s Travels) decides to make his miserable life even more miserable. By taking a human body and making Woolsey fall in love with her. However, she needs a burning building for this to work, and so she sets a supernatural fire to the Pilgrim Hotel. Woolsey is stopped in traffic nearby … and he hears a young woman’s voice calling to him …
Best laid plains of witches and men
This leads to comic interruption of the wedding, and later to Woolsey and Jennifer get married. But her father objects, and wants to take her spirit back with him to the tree for centuries as a punishment. But in a clever twist, Jennifer outsmarts him, imprisons him in a bottle of whiskey, leaving him happily imprisoned and the happy couple together. At least until the children arrive!
In all, I Married a Witch is a fast-paced screwball comedy, with good humor and fast-paced jokes, which I enjoyed very much.
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Lake concocts a love potion for her victim that will get him to fall in love with her, rather than his snooty fiancée (Susan Hayward in one of her early roles). Things get a wee bit complicated when said potion works its spell on Lake instead and she falls head over broomstick for March. Blissfully hilarious and romantic, this Witch is blessed with great chemistry between March and Lake (who never looked lovelier), dryly funny one-liners, and a scene-stealing performance by Cecil Kellaway as Lake’s perennially drunk warlock dad. Robert Benchley of Algonquin Round Table fame also pops up in a supporting role. Rumored but never actually confirmed to be the basis for the hit TV series Bewitched. –Mark Englehart
Funny movie quotes from I Married a Witch
Wallace Wooley: Now you listen to me, young lady. Come on. Get up.
Jennifer: [she stands] I’m listening, Mr. Wooley.
[he stares at her]
Jennifer: Why do you look at me that way? Oh, my dress. Do you like it?
Wallace Wooley: I-I don’t know. It’s such a shock to see you dressed. I mean… you’re beautiful.
Jennifer: Enough to make a man fall in love?
Wallace Wooley: Mere physical beauty isn’t everything.
Jennifer: [disappointed] That’s what I thought.
Wallace Wooley: [clears his throat] Look here, Jennifer.
Jennifer: I don’t like the tone of your voice!
Wallace Wooley: Well, I swallowed some smoke last night.
Daniel: Goodbye, Jennifer, be a bad girl.
Jennifer: Ever hear of the decline and fall of the Roman Empire? That was our crowd.
J.B. Masterson: Will you try to be a little more pleasant, at least until after the wedding?
Dr. Dudley White: Oh well, it’s late, I’ve got to be getting into my strait jacket. I’ll call a broom.
Wallace Wooley: I’m afraid you’ve got a hangover.
Daniel: Don’t tell me what I’ve got! I invented the hangover. It was in 1892… B.C.
Daniel: [singing] For tonight I merry merry be / Tomorrow I’ll be sober.