King Kong (1976) starring Jeff Bridges, Charles Grodin, Jessica Lange
King Kong 1976 the first remake of the original King Kong — and probably the worst of them. That’s not to say there isn’t anything positive to say about it. There is. The makeup by Rick Baker won an Oscar, and deservedly so. The sets, cinematography, music, and acting are all good. But none of that can overcome an essential weakness.
- The acting is good, with a fine cast that does their best. Some of the characters that they portray are two-dimensional, but that’s not the actor’s fault.
- The music’s actually quite nice.
- Rick Baker’s King Kong makeup, especially the face, is very good.
- The various sets actually look right — the oil freighter looks like an oil freighter, etc.
- Rick Baker’s King Kong costume/makeup is good. But he walks like a man in a suit. He doesn’t even crouch. The costume’s fine, but the acting isn’t.
- Several of the characters are stupid, annoying, or both. More about that in the cast of characters below.
- The idea that a multi-million dollar oil company would even want to take a gargantuan ape into a heavily populated city and display it is … so stupid it makes the head hurt. It’s totally unrealistic. It takes the audience out of the movie.
No amount of good acting, etc. can overcome some truly terrible writing. And Charles Grodin’s character isn’t just the villain of the movie. He’s an insanely stupid villain. He consistently does remarkably stupid things, that has the audience ask: How in God’s green Earth is that man a high-ranking member of the company?
- He allows Dwan, the actress/model to come along on the initial recon of the unknown island. With unknown dangers. Why? Because she says “pretty please”.
- He sends a message to the board that they’ve found the mother lode of oil. Even after being warned that it’s not tested yet. And when it is tested, it’s not viable.
- When Dwan is kidnapped by Kong, his priority is … setting seismic charges.
- He decides, instead of returning with the oil, that he’ll return with a gargantuan ape. Because that’ll clearly be marketing wizardry, that’ll totally make up for the huge amount of money lost on the expedition.
- When he decides to display Kong, the cage and shackles are totally inadequate. And, for some reason, they put a gargantuan, tacky crown on the creature’s head. Which simply looks silly.
Cast of characters
- Jack Prescott (Jeff Bridges, Iron Man). Jack is the protagonist of the movie. He risks his life to rescue Dwan, from both the natives and King Kong. He’s a paleontologist who’s stowed away on board, after somehow hearing of the secret trip to Skull Island. Jack’s a former Navy sailor with medical background. He’s also arrogant, condescending, and morally superior to everyone else.
- Dwan (Jessica Lange, Tootsie). Dwan is a shipwreck survivor, rescued by the expedition. She’s pretty, nice … and pretty stupid as well. She insists on going ashore on the unknown island … Because the photos of her will help her acting career. She runs on ahead, ignorant of danger, drinks water that could be poisonous, etc. She’s willing to sell out her principles for fame, time and again. She becomes Jack’s love interest.
- Fred S. Wilson (Charles Grodin, Heaven Can Wait, The Great Muppet Caper). The incredibly stupid corporate executive that’s been detailed above.
- Captain Ross (John Randolph, Conquest of the Planet of the Apes, Serpico). The captain of the ship. He’s a competent officer, who loses several of his men in the attempt to rescue Dwan from Kong.
- Roy Bagley (René Auberjonois, Benson, Deep Space 9). The scientist who first warns Wilson that he actually has to test the oil deposits before Wilson sends his report. And, is totally ignored. And after testing it and finds it worthless, has the pleasure of telling Wilson so.