Tonda Wanda Hoy. Lyrics by Mack David. Music by Jerry Livingston. Sung by Dean Martin and Jerry Lewis separately in At War with the Army
It’s easier to say I love you than tonda wanda hoy comma kalai
And wouldn’t you rather say I love you than tonda wanda hoy comma kalai
It’s easier to spell kiss me dear than tonda wanda hoy comma kalai
And wouldn’t you rather hear kiss me than (tonda wanda hoy comma kalai)
To quote a famous Yale professor
Osculation is a sensation that is nice (so nice)
If you should ask a Harvard lawyer
He’ll charge you twenty dollars and he’ll give you this advice
It’s easier to say I love you than tonda wanda hoy comma kalai
And wouldn’t you rather say I love you than tonda wanda comma kalai
(According to a famous Yale professor quote)
Osculation is a sensation that is nice (unquote)
(If you should ask a Harvard lawyer)
He’ll charge you twenty dollars and he’ll give you this advice
It’s easier to say I love you than tonda wanda hoy comma kalai
(And wouldn’t you rather say I love you than tonda wanda comma kalai)
(Tonda wanda comma kalai)
And, Jerry Lewis sings it — in drag! — to a drunken Army soldier: