Down at an English fair, one evening I was there
When I heard a showman shouting underneath the flair
I’ve got a lovely bunch of coconuts
There they are, all standing in a row
Big ones, small ones, some as big as your head
Give them a twist a flick of the wrist
That’s what the showman said
Dean Martin:
You and me we’re gonna be pardners
You and me we’re gonna be pals
You and me we’ll do and dare alike
We’ll share what there’s to share alike
That goes for money, pleasure or gals
You and me will be the greatest pardners, buddies and pals
She rides like a feather
She looks good in leather
Her horse is all that she thinks of
But she’s my buckskin beauty, buckskin beauty
The only gal I’ll ever love, love, love.
There’s no business like show business like no business I know
Everything about it is appealing, everything that traffic will allow
Nowhere could you get that happy feeling when you are stealing that extra bow
Performed on the I Love Lucy episode Lucy Has Her Eyes Examined by William Frawley and Vivian Vance.
We’ve always thought
Knowledge is naught,
We should be taught to dance,
Right here at Tate
we’re up to date,
(Sweet Sue, as sung by Lucille Ball on the I Love Lucy episode, Mr. and Mrs. TV Show)
Every star above, baby,
Knows the one I love:
Sweet Sue – just you!
Music and Lyrics by Chet Forrest and Bob Wright, sung by Lucille Ball in the Bailey Brothers Burlesque Theater
I am not a goody-goody,
Just a baby in the woody
Love has got me worried and perplexed
Gosh oh gee, I want my momma
Goodness me, I need my momma
Maybe she could tell me what comes next.
