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The Tomb (1986) starring Michelle Bauer, David O'Hara, Richard Hench
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The Tomb (1986) starring  Michelle Bauer,  David O’Hara,  Richard Hench

 Some cheesy monster movies are a delight to watch — and others are a delight to make fun of as you watch them.  The Tomb falls firmly into the second category.

Michelle Bauer as the monster in The Tomb

The basic plot has two Indiana Jones-wannabees (more honestly described as grave robbers) breaking into an Egyptian burial ground. Unfortunately for them, the ancient Egyptians entombed one of their princesses alive there. An illegitimate Egyptian princess turned high priestess, turned pure evil. Murdering children to maintain her youth, drinking blood, eating hearts, etc. One of the two (played by David O’Hara, listed here as David Pearson) makes it out alive, returns to the United States, and sells the purloined objects to multiple buyers. The still-living Egyptian priestess Nefratis (played by  Michelle Bauer ), with vampire fangs and all, is in hot pursuit to reclaim her objects, leaving a trail of corpses in her wake. The son of one of her victims decides to stop her.

There’s so much bad here, it’s hard to tell where to start. The script was written in 10 days. My daughter Trudy asked, what did they do with the other 9? It was filmed in 13 days. Trudy correctly stated that the original  Little Shop of Horrors was written and filmed in seven days …. And was a much better movie. The acting was somewhere between wooden and terrible. With the exception of John Carradine, who did a fine job as a professor of Egyptology. But he was onscreen for less than five minutes.

Glowing hand special effects? Check.

The special effects were down-right terrible. The “ancient” props looked like they were made as cheaply as possible, and they probably were. There is, frankly, nothing nice to say about the film.

The cliches were fast and furious:

  • The undiscovered ancient tomb, found by a pair of incompetent grave robbers
  • The never-dying mummy entombed for unspeakable evil
  • The beautiful bookworm, who becomes gorgeous by taking off her glasses
    • who also, despite being the “girl next door” trope, beds the protagonist after their first date
  • The archaeologist with no medical training opens a man’s chest to remove the mystical scarab that’s torturing him. Because having ‘Doctor’ in front of your name makes you qualified to perform heart surgery, right?
  • The villain’s entire demise, including being set on fire for no reason other than to make a better climax.
  • Firing a single bullet at a small airplane causes it to burst into a massive fireball.
The evil priestess about to be set on fire in the climax of The Tomb

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